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      • ✈️Report 01: Where is Doc?
        • Missing Poster
        • Travel to Slovakia
        • Travel to England
        • Doc's Report
        • Travel to China
        • The Simian Path
        • Travel to USA
        • Compound Notes
        • System Lockdown
        • Avila's Chalkboard
        • Travel to Brazil
      • 🧪Report 02: The Transformation
        • A Plea for Help
        • Becoming a Scientist
        • Ice Cream Tiles
        • Mega Swamps Cave
        • Monkeys in the Trees
        • On the Clock
        • Checking out a Book
        • Monkey Bar Chocolate
        • King Kong Skyscraper
        • MonKey Locksmith
        • The Phone Call
        • The Ascension
        • The Aftermath
      • 🥼Report 03: The Labcoat
        • Doc Receives a Letter
        • The Locker
        • The Craigslist Chase
        • The Mutant Cartel
        • The Package Arrives
      • 📋Report 04: New Recruits
        • A Welcome Message
        • HR Forms
          • IQ Test
          • Personality Test
        • Toxic Waste Disposal
          • Where to Dispose Waste
        • Grant Request
          • The Tiara Form
      • ☎️Report 05: A Very Special Bulletin
        • A Thanksgiving Message
        • New Protective Gear
        • A Call For Help
      • 🤖Report 06: Reactivating A.P.E.Bot
        • Swapping Hotdogs
        • Royal Equations
        • A Fruity Jigsaw
        • Weird Tacos
        • A.P.E.Bot Online
      • 🎄Report 07: Mega Bots Are Coming
        • The Night Before Christmas
        • A Hidden Message
      • 🔎Report 08: Hunt for the Megas-Swamp
        • Jenkin's Mega Mission
        • A.P.E.Bot 2.0
        • Hunt for Mega Swamp
          • The Only Way Out is Through
          • Unearthly Mutations
          • Either I'm Funny...
          • Ex Post Facto
          • Mega Swamp Found
        • Element 115
      • 🔎Report 09: Hunt for the Megas-Noise
        • Hunt for Mega Noise
          • Happy Birthday PPMan
          • Doc's Holiday Message
          • To Be Continued
          • Let's Play
          • I Don't Want to Work
          • Mega Noise Found
      • 🔎Report 10: Hunt for the Megas-Zombie
        • Hunt for Mega Zombie
          • Earth's Mightiest Herons
          • Soul Train
          • A Man for All Seasons
          • The Fortune Cookie Maker
          • Mega Zombie Found
        • Can They Be Trusted?
      • 🔎Report 11: Hunt for the Megas-Electric
        • Hunt for Mega Electric
          • Letter From A Friend
          • In Pursuit
          • Character Study
          • You Find Yourself In A Lab
            • Finding the Saddlebag
            • Finding the Smartcard
            • Finding the Megaphone
            • Finding the Pinwheels
            • Finding the Beanstalk
            • Finding the Mezzaluna
            • Finding the Wristband
            • Finding the Super Acid
            • Finding the Empty Tank
            • Exit the Lab
          • Apes in the Lab
          • Mega Electric Found
      • 🌎Report 12: Megas Assemble!
        • The Arrival
        • The Confrontation
        • Choose Your Side
  • ⛔Simian Path Secret Archives
    • Historical Documents
      • 📋Report 04a: Recruitment
      • 🕶️Report 06a: Infiltration
      • 🕶️Report 06b: Interception
      • 🐎Report 06c: The Trojan
      • 🎄Report 07a: A Message
      • 🪖Report 07b: The War Council
      • 🚪Report 07c: Jenkins Mutated Arrives
      • 🤝Report 08a: Meeting Mega Swamp
      • 🤝Report 09a: Meeting Mega Noise
      • 🤝Report 10a: Meeting Mega Zombie
      • 🤝Report 11a: Meeting Mega Electric
      • 🌎Report 12a: Mega Debrief
      • 🔄Report 12b: The Activation
  • 👊Mega Mutant Melee
    • Battle Reports
      • Leader's Welcome Messages
        • The Lab
        • The Path
      • March 15-Puzzle
        • Smart Wallets
        • The Mega Files
      • March 18-Major Puzzle
        • Memo
        • Wires Crossed
        • Bonus Miles
        • Touch Typing
        • New Signage
        • Hearing Test
        • Mega Puzzle
        • Results
      • The Betrayal
        • The Labs Response
        • The Paths Response
      • March 20-Puzzle
        • One-of-a-Kind Poem
      • March 22-Battle
      • March 25-Major Puzzle
        • Artwerk
        • Ape Crossword
        • Primitive Markings
        • Math Test
        • Standard Metapuzzle
        • Results
      • March 28-Lab Leader Conversations
      • March 29-Battle
      • April 1-Major Puzzle
        • Theorized Mixed-Up Trivia Quiz
        • Crossing the Road
        • Not That Otherside
        • Shape Shifter
        • Planting the Flag
        • Environmental Change
        • Otherside Meta
        • Results
        • A Surprise Attack
      • April 1-Battle
      • April 2-Battle cont'd
        • A Mega Disappearance
        • An Unexpected Message
        • Coming Together
  • 🤖MegaForce Sentinel Training
    • Pre-Briefing
      • Bringing A.P.A.M.S. Back Online
      • A.P.A.M.S. Makes Mysterious Posts
      • Decrypting the Posts
      • Solving for Date
      • Solving for Time
    • Mission Control
      • Mission 1
        • A Message From Mega Noise
        • Encrypted Location Data
          • Inexorable Darkness
          • Photochop
          • Jukebox
          • Threes
          • Quadrant Reassembly
          • Series Regulars
          • Cryptic Connections
          • Pluses and Minuses
        • Additional Information
          • Resource Tracker
          • Scripted Interactions
        • Finding The Resources
        • Rebooting APAMS
      • Mission 2
        • A Message From The Otherside
        • Hatching The Vessel
          • Around and Around
          • Circuit Breakers
          • Entrance Exam
          • Liquidation
          • Noise To Signal
          • The Crashing Surf
        • What Will You Do Now?
    • Koda Weapons
  • 📙Doc's Journal
    • Journal Part 1
      • Doc's Field Work
      • Doc's College Flashback
      • Doc's Alchemy Message
      • Doc's Journal
        • Elemental Logic
        • Primatology
      • Doc's Journal Notes Pg1
    • Journal Part 2
      • A Message from HR
      • A Secret Lair
      • Mega Gold and the Lair
      • The Bulletin Board
        • Demon's Notes
      • Doc's Journal Notes Pg2
    • Journal Part 3
      • A Message from HR
      • The Benefactor
      • Mega Gold's Breakthrough
      • Demon's Return
      • Magical Discovery
        • Musical Scales
        • Button Semaphore
        • Invisible Presses
        • Animal Sounds
        • Dashed Borders
        • Mountain Maps
        • Double Flags
        • Canadian Trigrams
        • Number Glyphs
        • Korean Hangul
        • Circuit Tracing
        • Word Connections
        • META- A Whole Year to Solve
      • Doc's Journal Notes Pg3
    • Journal Part 4
      • Summoning Demon
      • Demon's Flashback
      • Mandrill's Voicemail
      • Observatory
        • Entrance
        • Room 1 - Scientific Storage
          • Chemical Samples
          • Computer Components
          • Horticulture Specimens
          • Crystals
          • Lab Notes
        • Room 2 - Alchemical Laboratory
          • Experiment Designer
          • Data Analyzer
          • Treasure Detector
          • Inserter
          • Sentinel Extraction Terminal
        • META-Secret Room
      • Secret Room
    • Journal Part 5
      • The Scroll
      • HR Recap
      • Azuls History Lesson
      • The Map Cabinet
        • Area Code
        • BYRG
        • International Divisions
        • Star Signs
        • Station to Station
        • Travel Diaries
        • META-Mandrill Transponder Activation
      • Mega's Located
    • Journal Part 6
      • Mega Golds Research
      • HR Update
      • Send in the Drones
      • The Megas are Found
      • Sewer System
        • Body Shop
        • Game Inventory
        • Graffiti Log
        • Measurements
        • Navigation Bot
        • Personnel
        • Power Specs
        • Sonar
        • Take Out Orders
        • META-Sewer Map
      • Access Granted
    • Journal Part 7
      • Into the Sewers
      • Finding the Megas
      • Veil Attacks
      • Free the Megas
        • Assembly Line
        • Photographic Telescope
        • Facial Recognition
        • Temporal Maintenance
        • Accounting
        • Factory
        • Parts Recycling
        • META-High Security Fencing
      • Containment System Deactivated
    • The Mutants are Free
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The Institute for Anthropoid Research and Advancement is the organization that has funded most of Applied Primate Engineering’s work thus far. Grant applications are due November 23rd, 2022. We ask that everyone please contribute to the application process. Please listen to the below audio for a more in-depth look into what funding means to us.

Unfortunately, with the events of 2022, we’ve misplaced a lot of our contacts and information for funding, and all we’ve been able to locate is this grant application from 2020. Can you use the information on this form to figure out where and how to submit this year’s form, and then do it? To increase the chances of funding, everyone should submit their own application – although you may have to work together at first. Try to get as much money as possible.

Audio Transcript Host What a joy it is to speak with you again. Coincidentally, that's exactly what I wanted to speak with you about today.

Joy. Joy. Joy. Joy.

Also boundless optimism and sincere admiration. Admiration not just for the work you've done here already, but for the work you will so proficiently accomplish in the future. The mission of Applied Primate Engineering is of vital importance and will never be compromised. That said, we do of course have certain costs that need to be covered in order to maintain this mission.

While it is not our lab's daily focus, the pursuit of outside funding is vital to our continued success. Thus, the activity for today. So, please put your best foot forward and experience the joy of securing funding for all Apekind.

Similarly vital is that all employees understand the ecosystem here at A.P.E. The strong, independent, value driven environment we thrive in, but does happen to require the occasional but significant infusion of cash. This vital funding comes from grantmaking institutions, and some of them, well, they occasionally require extra encouragement. I understand it's not everyone's favorite, but let's put a brave face forward and hit it head on. Today we ask for money.

Joy. Joy. Joy. Joy.

Goodbye.

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