Computer Components

Each of the fortunes contain a word where adding a computer component would a phrase described by the fortune.

ex. KARAOKE is the word in the first fortune where adding CHIP in the middle gives KARACHI POKE describing a Hawaiian bowl in Pakistan's largest city

Clue	Answer	Hidden
In Pakistan's largest city, you can get a karaoke bowl at a Hawaiian restaurant	KARA(CHI P)OKE	CHIP
A musician with perfect pitch should refuse to rent a room with offers	OFF(KEY BOARD)ERS	KEYBOARD
Is your college dorky after a semester of slovenly students living in it?	DOR(M IC)KY	MIC
Questions of liability arise when you don't know if your fancy car is working or not.	CA(MO USE)R?	MOUSE
The Pastry we call a "spute" has cherry, pistachio, and chocolate flavors	SPU(MONI TOR)TE	MONITOR
If you sway tickets with someone else it doesn't necessarily increase your chances of winning.	SWA(P LOTTER)Y	PLOTTER
Have you ever read Stein, Becky Row?	STEINBECK(S CANNER)Y	SCANNER
Fred Astaire performs an elegant haet dance in Royal Wedding.	HA(T RACK BALL)ET	TRACKBALL
Like Hollywood actors, some ministers negotiate their contracts through their pants.	PA(STOR AGE)NTS	STORAGE
After 40 years of marriage, a wife can still get a thrill from her hand.	H(USB)AND	USB

Using the fortune numbers on each paper as an extraction of the associated letter of the hidden component, 32 letters are extracted.

ex. CHIP is the answer to the fortune with [ . 23 11 .], so H and I are the 23rd and 11th letter of the final answer

Arranging these letters in order from 1-32 gives the following phrase.

UK CAPITAL SINGERS ARE IN THE LONE CLUB

This is a clue similar to the fortune clues where the answer is LON(DON GLE)E CLUB, which has the hidden final answer of DONGLE